metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

diaryofajohnlockian:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

I HAEV BEEN LAUHGIN GFOR ABUOT THRITY MINTUES SOMEON EHALP

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

i-believe-in-dean:

carryon-my-wayward-moose:

audreygolightly13:

It’s in sync even omfg it is perfection

someone hold me I caN’T BREATHE

WHAT IS AIRR„?„??!

bitchinbands:

hongkers:

hongkers:

Who robbed the tampon factory?

SOME BLOODY CUNT

are you fucking serious

necrophilofthefuture:

BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB

amyeatfeast:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

this great

shake-n-bake-baby:

goteamjosh:

ispeakinhaiku:

kev-n:

keyofmgy:

candlehat:

thejediwalking:

Look Sir…
Droids

LAUGHING MY F*CKING ASS OFF OH MY GOD

THE PHOTO I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN

these are the droids were looking for

*sobs*

I’M SCREAMING

hecticglos:

excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care